Two Coats

This Filipino guy needed to paint his house. Filipinos usually do things themselves, but his gout was kicking in from eating all those animal organ foods.

So, he hires this Potogee guy to do the painting. He shows the Potogee where the paint is, then leaves for a doctor appointment.

When he returns, the painting is almost done. The Potogee was doing a good job. Then he sees the Potogee wearing a parka and a leather jacket, sweating like a pig as he continues to paint the house.

The Filipino guy can't figure out why the Potogee is wearing a parka and a leather jacket in all this heat, but does not want to ask. Curiosity finally gets the best of him and he asks the Potogee why he is wearing the parka and a leather jacket.

The Potogee shows the Filipino the paint instructions on the can. Sure enough, it said "FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS."

The Filipino guy thought to himself, This man is so stupid. A parka is not a coat!!

- from Donna from Aunty Snips from Norman Ching