Porogee

The Porogee reported for his University final examination which consists of "yes/no" type questions.

He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration, gets a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Yes for Heads and No for Tails.

Within half an hour he is all done, whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out.

During the last few minutes, he is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.

"I finished the exam in half an hour. But," he says, "I'm checking my answers."

* * *

A Porogee went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," he told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to Porogee," he replied.

He hurried home and put black shoe polish on his face thinking he could disguise himself as a black guy, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to Porogee," he replied.

"Darn, he recognized me," he thought. He went for a different disguise this time, haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few months so his mustache would grow then he again approached the salesman.

"I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to Porogee," he replied.

Frustrated, he exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a Porogee?"

"Because", he replied, "that's a microwave."

* * *

A Porogee with two red ears went to her doctor.

The doctor asked him what happened to his ears and he answered,

"I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."

"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But, what happened to your other ear?"

"The jerk called back!"

[from Donna -- blame her]