Pocho joke

Three construction workers, one hawaiian, one japanese and one portagee were working on a highrise.

When it was time for lunch break the japanese guy opens his lunch box and says 'sushi! everyday I get sushi for lunch! If I get sushi one more time I going jump off this building!'

Next was the hawaiian guy, he opens his lunch box and says 'lau lau and poi! Everyday I get lau lau and poi for lunch! If I get lau lau and poi one more time I going jump off this building!'

And den da portagee open up his lunch box and says 'portagee sausage and rice! Everyday I get portagee sausage and rice for lunch! If I get portagee sausage and rice one more time I going jump off this building too!'.

Well, sure enough the next day they all get the same thing for lunch and jump off the building.

At the funeral the japanese workers wife sobbing says 'if I knew he didn't like sushi, I would have made him something else!'

Next the hawaiian guys wife says sobbingly 'if I knew he didn't like lau lau and poi, I would have made him something else!'

Then they both look at the portagee guys wife and she wasn't crying and she says 'No look at me, he made his own lunch!'

[via donna]